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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I think people are normalizing furries
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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