i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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