He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you didnt know i had herpes?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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