you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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