Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just gargled with NyQuil
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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