I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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