i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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