it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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