I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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