if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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