Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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