she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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