is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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