If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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