I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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