Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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