I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am mentally ready for anal.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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