He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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