who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
organizing the empties. That sober.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
She bit a glass in half.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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