So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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