Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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