Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
