i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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