I will die if light touches me.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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