whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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