Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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