Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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