Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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