I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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