So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
We are all done wearing pants today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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