Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
His hands were made for my vagina.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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