I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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