also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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