Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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