if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want you more than these girls want KFC
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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