I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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