My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
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