Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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