What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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