so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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