Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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