there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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