this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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