If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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