I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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