yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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