Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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