chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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