I think my fart just growled at me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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