Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Randomize
