found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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