Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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